NETWORK

(November 1976, U.S.)

For this blog post of the late Sidney Lumet's film of NETWORK, I'm going to sidetrack myself into two rather different writing approaches that I almost never take. The first is to immediately acknowledge the writer of this material and his creative motives at the time of writing rather than focus solely on the film maker and filming techniques in general. NETWORK was written by Paddy Chayefsky in the mid 1970s as a satirical farce toward the world of television with a specific target toward the news division. It's important to note that I use the words "satirical" and "farce" because I cannot, for the life of me, imagine that when Chayefsky was writing fantastic concepts of reality-based television and tabloid news broadcasting, that he ever imagined that any of that crap would actually come true. Had he lived to see the 21st Century (he died in 1981), he would have seen his broadcasting fantasies come true in the form of "real housewives", dance moms, weight loss contestants, the newest rising singing idol and news broadcasts that would rather fill our pathetic minds with the latest celebrity dirt rather than real, hard news. The Cable News Network (CNN) was still several years away from being launched, so it was the three primary television networks of ABC, CBS and NBC that ruled the news airwaves. For NETWORK, we're introduced to the fictional network of UBS, its ongoing struggle with poor television ratings and their desperate attempts to come up with programming that will save them. This programming need not necessarily be of decent quality; it only need get people to watch it!

The second approach I'm going to take is to truly let the miraculous dialogue of this film speak for itself and the messages it was attempting to send out at the time and their (possible) relevance to today's media culture. There are moments of such powerful monologues and speeches that literally take your breath away! When they're concluded, you can't help but search your mind and consider their true meanings and how their content hardly seem dated, despite a difference of several decades. The first comes from the character of cold-as-ice, hard-hearted programming director Diana Christensen (played by Faye Dunaway in what is undeniably her greatest film role!) in which she truthfully acknowledges the quality of UBS's programming...

"I watched your 6 o'clock news today; it's straight tabloid. You had a minute and a half of that lady riding a bike naked in Central Park. On the other hand, you had less than a minute of hard national and international news. It was all sex, scandal, brutal crime, sports, children with incurable diseases, and lost puppies. So, I don't think I'll listen to any protestations of high standards of journalism when you're right down on the streets soliciting audiences like the rest of us. Look, all I'm saying is if you're going to hustle, at least do it right."

Even back in 1976, Chayefsky was directing our attention to the fact that most broadcast news was tabloid crap that sought to only hook our time and our mind into wanting more of that same tabloid crap. Today, think about the news that you watch on TV if it isn't CNN (and hey, even they're not perfect!). For myself, on a regular basis, I watch NBC news. It seems that unless there's some terrible tragedy in the form of war or a plane crash, they're likely to show their top story of the day in the form of the latest local crime to be caught on video or a threatening thunderstorm that's on its way to our neighborhood. The real tragedy is that I, like many others, sit there disgusted by what we have to watch and listen to that's being passed off as real news and yet we never bother to turn the TV off. We sit there and continuously take it all in, only to return to the same place, same channel twenty-four hours later to indulge in more, all for the sake of "staying informed". And for those of us who really love our TV (NOT ME, thank goodness!), we go beyond the news and watch what we actually believe to be real life in the form of reality TV. Why do we do it? That I cannot answer because I simply don't understand people anymore! However, that though in mind leads me into the next piece of dialogue that clearly raises the same complaint that I've just outlined. It comes from the film's main character of burned-out, slightly mad news anchorman Howard Beale (played by Peter Finch), who hosts his own show called "The Howard Beale Show" and plays a rather mad preacher and prophet of the TV airwaves. Today, his outrageous character may be found in men like Howard Stern or Jerry Springer. It goes like this...

"But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us! We'll tell you anything you want to hear! We lie like hell! We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win! We'll tell you any shit you want to hear! We deal in illusions, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds...we're all you know! You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here! You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal! You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! WE are the illusion! So turn off your television sets! Turn them off now! Turn them off right now! Turn them off and leave them off! Turn them off right in the middle of the sentence I'm speaking to you now! TURN THEM OFF!"

You starting to see the point I'm making here, people? Good! Then let's continue, shall we?

The next piece of dialogue comes from the character of Arthur Jensen (played by Ned Beatty) in which he lays out, in no uncertain terms, the conditions of our world to Howard Beale...

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal! That is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples! There are no nations! There are no peoples! There are no Russians! There are no Arabs! There are no third worlds! There is no West! There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars! Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels! It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet! That is the natural order of things today! That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU... WILL... ATONE! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy! There is no America! There is no democracy! There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon! Those are the nations of the world today! What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do! We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale! The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business! The world is a business, Mr. Beale! It has been since man crawled out of the slime! And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that...perfect world...in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality! One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock! All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused!"

Pretty heavy insights, are they not? Do they apply to the general opinions of today's 21st Century common folk? Who knows. I suppose that's left up to individual opinion. But just think back a few years ago to the year 2008 when the last recession hit this country hard. Who were we blaming? We looked to the great banks and giant corporations of America as those responsible for our financial woes. When people took to the streets of Manhattan in great masses during the "Take Back Wall Street" marches, they blamed the banks and the corporations for running the country into the ground and ultimately screwing the common person who just didn't seem to matter anymore. And through it all, we had television news to continuously provoke our worst fears about what was to come and the consequences we would all have to endure. The great concept of America, it seemed, did not exist anymore. All that was left was the richest 1% and the common rubble that was left surrounding it. My point being, that even though the two decades differ greatly, it's basic idea that we're all being controlled by the so-called corporate "powers-that-be" that also include foreign powers and dollars, remains unaltered.

So now let me take a break from this format for a moment and go back to my traditional writing and speak of NETWORK as a film that is intelligent, brilliant, superbly well acted, outrageous and cruelly funny. It's a topical comedy that confirms Chayefsky's position as a major satirist of his time and a piece of work whose wickedly distorted views of the way American television looks, sounds, was (and still is!), are the writer's cardiogram of the hidden human heart; not just of television itself but also of the common society that supports it and is, in turn, supported by it. It's also one of Sidney Lumet's best films alongside SERPICO (1973) and DOG DAY AFTERNOON (1975). As for my thoughts on television in general - in a nutshell, I don't watch it; not anymore, and this comes from a man who was a serious TV addict as a kid! I'm of the strong opinion that all of today's TV is nothing but recycled crap, in one form or another. One's memories of what they would consider the "golden age" or "great days" of television would depend greatly on one's age, I suppose. For my generation (forty and up!), our parents and grandparents would place their fondest memories with the days of Jackie Gleason, Lucille Ball, Sid Caesar and Edward R. Murrow. Those who shared my childhood of the 1970s would remember an era of ALL IN THE FAMILY, HAPPY DAYS, THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN and Walter Cronkite. Sad as it seems, our children today will fondly remember an era of all the previously-mentioned tragedies of television today that also include too many damn spin-offs of CSI and LAW & ORDER! In the end, though, perhaps only the technology has changed the face of television and not so much the content as I'm lead to believe. In the end, it's all up to our own perception...and also the amount of time we spend watching the damn tube (no, sorry, I meant SCREEN!)

Finally, with regard to film performance, I feel the need to vent a frustration that I'm sure has been spoken by others before. As good as Beatrice Straight's performance is in this film, how in the name of all that makes sense in the world could she possible win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress of 1976 based on what amounts to no more than six minutes of screen time (yes, I timed it!)??? Somebody please explain that one to me!!!

And so, having said all that, let me conclude with the big one; the ranting, raving speech that says it all and is totally infamous with those who know this great film so well. Here, too, is the appropriate picture to go with it...

Howard Beale: "I don't have to tell you things are bad! Everybody knows things are bad! It's a depression! Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job! The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter! Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it! We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be! We know things are bad, worse than bad! They're crazy! It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore! We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms! Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything! Just leave us alone!' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone! I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest! I don't want you to riot! I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write! I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street! All I know is that first you've got to get mad! You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now! I want all of you to get up out of your chairs! I want you to get up right now and go to the window! Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE'!

NEGOTIATOR, THE

(July 1998, U.S.)

By the Summer of 1998, I was what you might consider a full-fledged summer blockbuster addict. I'd seen the good (DEEP IMPACT, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN), the bad (GODZILLA, LETHAL WEAPON 4) and the downright ugly (ARMAGEDDON - I need not say more!). THE NEGOTIATOR offered the traditional thrills of action and intensity, but gave us the acting power of Samuel L. Jackson and Kevin Spacey, whom I was still getting to know from great prior films like SE7EN (1995) and L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (1997). From the initial movie poster I'd seen before actually seeing the film, I surmised that perhaps both of these men were hostage negotiators on the same side. As the film turns out, that's not to far from the truth. But as it turns out, they're on opposite sides when Jackson's character finds himself taking hostages to prove his innocence and Spacey is brought in to try and talk him through the whole thing. It's "cat and mouse" in a rather traditional sense, but when you're following two superb actors as these two, you can't help but enjoy getting caught up in the entire game and even find yourself wondering who is ultimately "the cat" and who's "the mouse".

The provocation of the entire event is traditional enough in the sense that honest cop Danny Roman (Jackson) is set up as the fall guy when it's discovered that police corruption is responsible for the embezzlement of money from the department's disability fund, as well as the brutal murder of Danny's own partner. Of course, one can always expect the good cop to get screwed first in a situation like this, but Danny shows just how far off the edge he's willing to go and take the audience in order to gain his justice. If you've seen enough hostage films in your time, then you'll often expect the criminal to be somewhat sharp in knowing what to expect from the cops and the negotiators who stand outside trying to talk him out. However, when the hostage taker is also a hostage negotiator, then we're also expecting every possibility of action and deception to take place against him. In addition, when you've got negotiator going head-to-head with another negotiator on opposite sides of the door, then you can also expect that the acting and dialogue will (perhaps) cut through all the bullshit. Jackson and Spacey pull no punches and pull out every weapon against each other in this saga, all the while not losing a mutual respect for each other and what each of them are compelled to do in this situation.

Unlike a high-rise building thriller like DIE HARD (1988), where the good guy and the bad guys are clearly defined for your expectations, THE NEGOTIATOR supplies the proper level of good guy sympathies at both ends. We know Danny is innocent and we know that in the end, he'll somehow manage to prove it and bring the real corrupt police criminals to justice. We also know that Chris Sabian (Spacey) is the best at what he does and also possesses the patience and empathy to allow Jackson the opportunity to clear his name and his badge. In the end, both men are winners in their own sense, and it would seem a new friendship is developed. As action heroes, both men show their own sense of style. Jackson has always spoken for himself in multiple action roles that have included SHAFT (2000), three STAR WARS prequel films and the more recent Marvel comic book character of Nick Fury in multiple films. Spacey, on the other hand, is more or less a one-hit-wonder as an action star in this film, and it's rather a shame. Not that he didn't absolutely bowl me over in AMERICAN BEAUTY (1999) and even make me smile as Lex Luthor in SUPERMAN RETURNS (2006), but I can't help but wonder what sort of action hero or bad-ass cop he might have made had he continued the effort. Well, sixteen years later, it may be too late to find out the "what if". No matter. We have THE NEGOTIATOR and that's good enough!

Favorite line or dialogue:

Lieutenant Chris Sabian: "I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone!"

NATURAL, THE

(May 1984, U.S.)

Before Kevin Costner developed a solid reputation as the "Mr. Baseball of the movies" with BULL DURHAM (1988), FIELD OF DREAMS (1989) and FOR LOVE OF THE GAME (1999), it's pretty safe to say that a guy like Robert Redford was about as American as you could get in any simple story of this country's greatest national pass time. THE NATURAL is director Barry Levinson's second film after DINER (1982) and is about as innocent as you can get in terms of its simplicity toward the history of a sport that's come to define America; innocent, despite the fact that Redford's character of Roy Hobbs is shot by a crazed woman early in the film. Redford, in his unique soft-spoken manner, seems perfectly fit for a man searching to find himself within the great game that he loves so dearly.

Interestingly, though, this is a particular film that I hadn't watched in so many years before writing this blog and I'd forgotten many of its points of details and could only recall its very basic clichés of baseball during an era long since vanished. This is a true baseball story with the classic elements of the underdogs, the rise of those underdogs and the corruption that seeks to destroy the underdogs. But in careful study of the film, one find themselves constantly asking the mysterious question of, "Just who is Roy Hobbs?" By all accounts, he's a man who grew up a common farm boy with a natural talent for pitching and hitting. Reaching manhood, he (naturally) seeks the dream of playing in the big leagues and being the best there is at the game. Along the way, however, and as previously mentioned, he's shot by an alluring woman (played by Barbara Hershey) and isn't seen nor heard from again for sixteen years when he decides to try and get back into the game. There's virtually no explanation of who this woman is and why she would just up and shoot this poor man for no real reason other than she apparently has some sort of sick history in shooting athletes. This shooting, in my opinion, serves no real purpose in the film other than to establish Roy Hobbs' inevitable obstacle that will bring him back from the brink of his own extinction and propel against all odds him into baseball stardom.

Or does it...?

From the time that Roy Hobbs is re-introduced into the world sixteen years after the shooting, we know little-to-nothing about him. He won't say where he's from and there appears to be no real record of his life. Even would-be harassing reporters are stumped. If thought about long enough, one can't help but wonder if the character of Roy Hobbs is not real at all, but rather an elaborate fantasy, or perhaps dare I go so far as to suggest an angel of sorts? One need only recall Will Smith's character in THE LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE (a 2000 film directed by Robert Redford) to understand what I'm suggesting. Is it possible that Roy Hobbs was actually killed when he was shot down and has somehow returned to Earth to fulfill the dream of baseball that was unexpectedly cut down by the force of a bullet? Want some evidence of that possibility? Look carefully at the attached movie poster images and tell me that Robert Redford doesn't appear to be a somewhat faded image in the background. If that doesn't suggest the possibility of something spiritual and not-quite-of-this-world, then I don't know what does! And there's the baseball bat he calls "Wonder Boy" that seems to have some form of magic of its own. Again, very little is offered by way of explaining this bat other than it was carved from a tree that had been struck by lighting when Roy was a boy. The bat, though, serves its purposes in that victorious-make-the-audience-feel-good-sort-of-way in cinema when it hits miraculous home runs on more than one occasion.

Therefore, what am I really suggesting here? Is Roy Hobbs real? Is he a fantasy? Is he an angel? Is he a spirit of the dead? Or is the entire premise of THE NATURAL just a wonderful dream in the mind of Roy Hobbs where the good man gets to triumph against all odds of physical obstacles and human blockades? Frankly, I don't believe any viewer or professional film journalist has ever raised such outrageous questions about this film, so perhaps I'm in a minor league (no pun intended) of my own. Oh, but consider the possibility that I could be right...just for a moment!

Favorite line or dialogue:

Iris Gaines: "You know, I believe we have two lives."
Roy Hobbs: "How? What do you mean?"
Iris: "The life we learn with and the life we live with after that."

NAMESAKE, THE

(March 2007, U.S.)

Right around the time I went to see Mira Nair's THE NAMESAKE with my wife at a neighborhood independent movie theater on Long Island was about the same time in my life that I decided just how fed up and intolerable I'd become of mainstream Hollywood. For too damn long, I labored under the delusion that the only way to have a good time at the movies was to continue to pour my hard-earned time and money into franchise Hollywood crap at the nearest multiplex I could get to. So, in a strange way, investing time and money in an art film like THE NAMESAKE at a smaller theater was a form of cinematic soul redemption. Yes, I was beginning to the light, as it was! Praise the God of indie films, I was cured!!!

(insert head shake and laughter here!)

Okay, I'm over-dramatizing a bit, but I think those of you who try to take the art of film seriously can appreciate where I'm coming from. To see this rather simple story of an Indian family (from India!) adapting to life and culture in the United States of America was like a breath of fresh air during a decade of ongoing comic book franchise sequels. I realize, of course, that these wonderful art films can be found (almost) everywhere if you know where to look. You just have to lift your head up once in while and decide that you longer care what the X-MEN will be doing in their next film.

One of my first considerations for a film such as THE NAMESAKE is how American audiences can often get a more interesting and intriguing look at their own country when they're looking at it through the eyes of those from other countries. Consider for example that THE GODFATHER (1972) has been called one of the greatest American films of all time and it's about Italians! Through the eyes and ambitions of this simple and unassuming Indian family that begins it's journey in the United States in 1977 and raises their children under the American fashion and practices, one can appreciate this country from a different angle. When the film begins, a young man named Ashoke Ganguli (played by Irrfan Khan) has just survived a horrible train wreck and decides that life is meant to be traveled and lived and not merely seen through the pages and words of a book. Just a few years later, he and his new wife (through an arranged marriage) Ashima (played by a woman named Tabu) decide to leave India and their families to pursue the (so-called) American dream and its land of opportunities. Of course, it's not all glorious at first. How would you feel about leaving your homeland to go live in Queens near the 59th Street Bridge and then try to figure out the New York City subway system?? On the other hand, a young couple like this now gets to experience the joys of controlled heat, hot and cold running water whenever they want it and an interesting breakfast cereal called Rice Krispies (ain't America grand??)! Then, as predicted, the children arrive and here's where the subject of the title THE NAMESAKE becomes understood. At the time of the train wreck, Ashoke was reading a book called "The Overcoat" by Russian author Nikolai Gogol. Through a series of miscues, their son's nickname becomes Gogol and eventually becomes his official birth name, an event which will shape many aspects of his life. Moving away from the parents a bit, the film now chronicles Gogol's cross-cultural experiences and his exploration of his Indian heritage, as the story shifts between the United States and India. He starts off as a typical lazy, pot smoking American teenager (played by Kal Penn) indifferent to his cultural background. He resents many of the customs and traditions his family upholds and doesn't understand his parents one bit (as most of didn't at that age. Hell, I still don't, but that's another matter entirely!). After a summer trip to India before starting college at Yale, Gogol starts opening up to his culture and becomes more accepting of it, much of it attributed to seeing the great Taj Mahal for the first time and deciding to pursue a career in architecture (big mistake, Gogol!!!). In the subject of love and romance, Gogol experiences his own share of experiences. During school, he's hopelessly infatuated with a beautiful American blonde girl who, if one reads outside the lines enough, is likely only with Gogol because he fills some need within her to experience an outside culture in her otherwise humdrum life of American privilege. She claims to care about Gogol, but fails to understand just who he really is. When Gogol decides to try the other route of marrying the nice Indian girl who knows how to deep fry samosas (those are delicious, by the way!) as he's likely expected to by his family, that goes sour when he discovers she's having an affair with her old lover.

As is almost typical with any story of self-discovery, the pivotal moment occurs with the death of a loved one. When Gogol's father dies unexpectedly of a heart attack, the boy now becomes a man and the subject of his Indian heritage and culture becomes self-evident. Not to suggest that Gogol will return to Calcutta and become one with the people, but will rather embrace his past while holding onto the hopes of his future in a land filled with the glories and opportunities that are considered the true crust of this great land known as America. It's a great country, and like I said, sometimes you need to view it through the eyes of others who are trying to fit into it to see just what it all really means. Well, it makes sense on film, anyway.

Favorite line or dialogue:

Gogol Ganguli (after being told the origin of his name): "Baba, is that what you think of when you think of me? Do I remind you of that night?"
Ashoke Ganguli: "Not at all. You remind me of everything that followed. Everyday since then has been a gift...Gogol."

MYSTIC RIVER

(October 2003, U.S.)

Let me begin with a rather light piece of trivia - at the exact moment I was re-watching Clint Eastwood's MYSTIC RIVER to get a fresh perspective for my blog post, my father was sitting in a small neighborhood movie theater (some of them do still exist!) in Westhampton Beach, Long Island watching Eastwood's latest film JERSEY BOYS. That's of very little interest to my readers, I'm sure, and only of marginal interest to me, but it's one of life's little coincidences that I can't help but conjure up.

Now for something a little heavier - the last time I watched this film, I had not yet become a father. Today, as the father of an eight year-old boy, to sit and watch the entire opening sequence of a young boy being abducted by child molesters and held for days under their brutality is extremely unsettling, to say the least. I actually find that I have to force myself to not let my imagination run wild with horrible thoughts involving my own child and simply concentrate on a film that I consider one of Eastwood's best directorial efforts and also perhaps one of the best roles I've ever seen an actor like Sean Penn embrace.

As a basic detective story of a young, vibrant girl who's found dead one morning in a small Boston town, my memories drift back to the opening pilot of David Lynch's TWIN PEAKS when it premiered on ABC-TV in 1990. It's now been twenty-five years since the abduction of Dave (played as a grown up by Tim Robbins) and he and his two old childhood friends Jimmy (played by Sean Penn) and Sean (played by Kevin Bacon) are simple people making their own way in a town where everybody knows each other. Like TWIN PEAKS, the town is shattered when they learn that Jimmy's nineteen year-old daughter Katie has been murdered and each citizen feels the loss in their own way. Sean Penn plays the role of distraught father hell-bent on vengeance with a powerful and haunting intensity that I've rarely seen on screen. He's always been a great actor, but this is perhaps my favorite role of his, and leave it to Clint Eastwood as director to help bring it out of him. This moment on film alone says it all for me...

As a grown man, Dave has never forgotten the sexual abuse he endured and it's very clearly taken a toll on his mind and his senses, despite trying his best to play the role of good husband, good father and good citizen. The darkness within him is evident, though, when he comes home covered in someone else's blood the night Katie was killed. Much like any typical detective story, all evidence is pointing greatly toward him as suspect, despite the prospect of motive being very weak. Over the course of the film, Sean and his partner, Sergeant Whitey Powers (played by Lawrence Fishburne), track down leads while Jimmy conducts his own investigation using his neighborhood connections. Sean discovers that the gun used to kill Katie was also used in a liquor store robbery during the 1980s by the father of Katie's boyfriend. While Dave continues to behave erratically, his rather unstable wife reaches the point where she's afraid her husband will hurt her. While Jimmy and his tough guy associates conduct their investigation, Dave's wife eventually tells Jimmy about Dave's behavior, the bloody clothing, and her suspicions of him. By now, Jimmy's grief and desire for vengeance and restitution is leading him on a path to execute his old friend Dave.

Now despite MYSTIC RIVER being a great film, here's where things become a bit questionable for me. While Jimmy is in the process of preparing to kill Dave, we're learning two new things in the process. The first is that on the night of Katie's murder, the blood on Dave's clothes just happen to occur when he just happen to come across a male pedofile and a young boy in a car and proceeded to beat the man to death. A man who was sexually abused by pedofiles as a boy just happens to come across a pedofile on the same night the murder is committed?? Sorry, I'm having a little trouble with such an act of far-fetched coincidence! The second is that when we learn who the real murderers are, we're supposed to accept the motive as simply that of love and jealousy between a young, mute boy and his older brother who was also Katie's boyfriend. Interestingly, though, we learn the truth of the real killers as the same moment that Jimmy is killing Dave, the wrong man, is some moments of brilliant editing by Joel Cox. By the end of the film, it's hardly a cinematic situation of "happily every after", but life among men and women in a small Boston town does continue with it's daily rituals and routines of middle class life and family, despite the heavy sins of some and their consequences to others. In a strange way, it's all washed away and life goes on.

Favorite line or dialogue:

Jimmy Markum: "Is my daughter in there!? Motherfuckers! Is that my daughter in there!? Is she in there!? Sean! Is that my daughter in there!? Is that my daughter in there!? No! No! No! No, aagggh, no! No! Oh, God! Oh, God! No!"

MY FAVORITE YEAR

(October 1982, U.S.)

As funny and as wacky as MY FAVORITE YEAR is, it's interesting to note that it not only gives an interesting and colorful look at the early days of television in the 1950s, but is more based on true accounts than you might figure. You see, early in his career, legendary funny man Mel Brooks (executive producer of this film) was a writer for the Sid Caesar variety program called "Your Show of Shows". Movie swashbuckler Errol Flynn was a guest on one episode, and Brooks' real-life experiences with Flynn inspired the fictional screenplay. The character of Alan Swann (played to extraordinary perfection by the late Peter O'Toole) was obviously based on Flynn, while the character of Benjy Stone (played by Mark Linn-Baker) is loosely based on both Mel Brooks and Woody Allen, who also wrote for Sid Caesar. Although I can't account for much of who Errol Flynn was in real life, it's very likely that he wasn't as wild and crazy as O'Toole's Swann is in this film. Still, comedy is king here and in this business, you never cut out funny!

And so begins Benjy's tale of his favorite year; 1954. This was a year in a decade when hot cars, rock and roll and television were still new elements of popular culture. In New York City, though, it probably all moved at a slightly faster pace. As a young freshman comedy writer for a CBS-TV variety show starring Stan "King" Kaiser (played by Joseph Bologna), Benjy's life seems all but perfect and filled with fun. For their special upcoming guest, they get the still famous (though largely washed-up) Alan Swann. When he shows up, they realize that he's not much more than a roaring drunk. Kaiser is ready to dump him, until Benjy intervenes and promises to keep him sober during the week leading up to the show's episode. That, as they say, is where the fun begins. While Benjy spends much of his time trying to keep up with the wild and crazy Swann, they actually manage to learn a lot about each other personally, including the fact that they both have family they're both trying to hide from the rest of the world. When we meet Benjy rather eccentric family of Ocean Parkway in Brooklyn, it's easy to see why he's somewhat ashamed of them. Oh, they're not bad people, just horribly embarrassing.

When the night of the show finally arrives, it's only minutes before going on the air that Swann suffers a complete panic attack when Benjy informs him that the show is broadcast live in front of a living audience. Out of fear and panic, Swann gets drunk, and bolts from the studio, but is later confronted by Benjy, who angrily tells him that he's always thought of Swann as the swashbuckling hero he saw on the big screen, and that deep down, Swann must possess those same courageous qualities as a real life human being, claiming that, "Nobody's that good an actor!" In the end, fear and anguish are replaced by the type of courage we want our matinee movie idols to display and the show is a bit hit. Honor and respect between men is also evident, but even more is that part of us we cherish when we watch or own movie heroes on the big screen and the things we expect from them. It may not sound particularly realistic, but it's the sort of film fantasy that many of us enjoy clinging to. In other words, Han Solo and Indiana Jones may be the one of the greatest movie heroes we've ever had the pleasure of witnessing, but who's to say that Harrison Ford isn't a total asshole in real life?? Man, I hope not!

Favorite line or dialogue:

Benjy Stone: "We always get it on the first take. We have to."
Alan Swann: "We do?"
Benjy: "Sure. This is live television."
Alan: "Live? Live? What does live mean?"
Benjy: "It means at the exact moment you're cavorting and leaping around that stage over there, twenty million people are seeing it."
Alan: "Wait a minute. Wait a minute!"
Benjy: "Mr. Swann, you're white!"
Alan: "You mean it all goes into the camera lens and then just spills out into people's houses!"
Benjy: "Yeah!"
Alan: "Why didn't nobody have the goodness to explain this to me before?"
Benjy: "It's nothing to worry about, Mr. Swan. Our audiences are great."
Alan: "Audience? What audience? Audience?"
Benjy: "You knew there was an audience! What did you think those seats were for?"
Alan (panicked): "I haven't performed in front of an audience for twenty-eight years! Audience? I played a butler! I HAD ONE LINE! I forgot it."
Benjy: "Don't worry. This is gonna be easy."
Alan: "For you, maybe! Not for me! I'M NOT AN ACTOR! I'M A MOVIE STAR!"

MY FAVORITE WIFE

(May 1940, U.S.)

Having considered my massive film collection, it occurs to me that with the exception of his Hitchcock films, all the Cary Grant films I own are those where he's displaying his rather insane comedic talents. Watch films like BRINGING UP BABY (1938) or ARSENIC AND OLD LACE (1944) and perhaps you'll know where other comedic actor like, say John Ritter of THREE'S COMPANY was inspired for much of the zany, ridiculous situations characters like Jack Tripper, Janet Wood and Chrissy Snow got themselves into week after week. One particular common thread between much of Grant's classic black and white comedies is that his character is very often involved in a situation that only he and perhaps one other person fully understand. To all others surrounding him, he's often considered completely off his rocker...and he usually knows this is what others are thinking of him.

So, all of that in mind, consider a man, and a lawyer to boot Nick Arden (Grant) who one fine day has his long-lost wife declared legally dead on the same fine day he chooses to marry again and also the same fine day said presumed dead wife Ellen (played by Irene Dunne) actually turns up alive! Turns out that Ellen was merely shipwrecked on a deserted island for seven years and has just been rescued only to turn up at her home with her children again. When she returns, she learns that Nick has just left on his honeymoon with his now second wife. What to do? Why, try to completely fuck things up and see where the pieces fall, of course! The second marriage has already occurred, but Ellen still loves Nick and Nick still loves Ellen. But again, he thought she was dead the day he married his second wife, which it turns out, he likely didn't really love anyway. Mind you, it's not like Nick is trying hide one wife from another. Ellen knows about wife #2 and Nick is trying in vain to tell wife #2 about Ellen. In a screwball comedy like this, however, such a task is never easy. And of course, it's all real funny and it's all real cliché because in the end the two people who are supposed to be together the most end up together and the third wheel gets jilted. By then, though, the audience doesn't care too much about the jilted third wheel anyway. We want true love (whatever the fuck that is in a comedy like this!) to prevail. Mind you, throughout all of this madness, there's also the slightly absent-minded judge who's merely trying to keep up with all that's happening and understand what it all means in the end. He usually doesn't, but that, too, is real funny...real Cary Grant funny!

Favorite line or dialogue:

Nick Arden (discussing how to tell their children that Ellen is their mother): "Would it help if I wrote them a letter?"
Ellen Arden: "Oh, that would be nice, yes...'Enclosed, please find your mother."